What's your trigger word & what have you been progammed to do when you hear it?

Mine's "Guernica". The sequence of actions triggered by this simple word begin very minutely, but eventually escalate into a series of coordinated, highly-orchestrated maneuvers that will eventually put George W. Bush in a magnificent duel with the Simian Battle-Lord of Infinite Earths ("Mr. Bongo" to his friends). This chimp-on-chimp melee will settle many scores, with the victor donning a crown of bananas and using the loser's skull as a urinal. I can't reveal what the Oracle Orangutan has foreseen, but let's just say Mr. Bush had best get used to the din of cascading water.